Vampire Vocab

Yes, I know that that’s a stupid question that nobody would actually ask, the sort of question that should be grouped with ‘Do you like bunions on your feet?’, but I’d like to explain what my book reviews will consist of. I’m going to have the reason why it stands out, a rating from 1 to 10, a plot summary (annotated with frequent comments by yours truly) and you’ll have a pretty good idea of the genre. Let me tell you this now: not all of the books I’m going to review are going to be for everyone, so please, please, READ the review before you read the book and then comment on my blog “this book sucked! You have no taste!” I would appreciate that you not say anything along those lines, because I will review books that I liked, but not necessarily that you will like. I doubt you all needed to hear that, but I’m just saying. Book reviews will be more common than these, but occasionally, I will do a music review. If I really like a song, or artist, than I will probably review it.

Interviews generally consist of charming, on topic, if occasionally difficult to answer questions directed at some celebrity that everyone’s heard of. If you want that, Do not read my interviews! Mine will be inane, silly, and I can guarantee you that you will never have heard of the person involved. Speaking of interviews, you will notice videos popping up occasionally on my site. Those are my video blog, “vampire vocab and other strange things”. They are made up of interviews and in them you can actually see the person (place or thing) being interviewed! I hope you enjoy them.

Finally, short stories. I write these short stories, and there will be many less of them than anything else because they take time, effort and inspiration. This is the one section of my blog where I would love if you could be as insulting as possible. I want to know what to change, what to keep, what should never, ever happen again, your personal views, anything. i really want to know how to make my stories readable, because I aspire to be an author.

Thank you all very much, and I hope you enjoy my posts!