Vampire Vocab

On my nice little laptop at my dad’s house, I’ve had a problem for a while. My default  page (Google) turned into something called “mywebsearch”. Umm…just for the record, I, being most likely the only computer illiterate blogger EVER, do not even know HOW to change such a thing. Also, a folder called “homework” popped [...]

I call you guinea pigs, my devoted or not-so-devoted readers because you are about to be subject to a short story. My short story. It’s not too late to turn back. …No? Brave soul. You see, my drop-dead gorgeous mother was talking to me the other day and she informed me that she had noticed [...]

Well, here it comes, another fluff review. Maybe I should change my domain name to “fluffybeachreads.com”. Yeesh. It’s not like I don’t read anything but fluff, it’s just that EVERYONE knows what Pride and Prejudice is about. Or at least, I desperately hope you do. So here goes. Undead and Unwed by Mary Janice Davidson [...]

My history teacher has assigned us a project in which we first have to ask ten people what their favorite invention is and why. It can be anything: toilet paper, popcorn, books, whatever. Anything you think is important. PLEASE, comment with favorite inventions and a few words why you think it’s important. Examples: Eric-the-invisible-vampire, “My [...]

Yes, the title is kind of pathetic. Well, more than kind of. But here’s a warning: this is not the first book in the series. Embarassingly, I read this one first, not knowing my mistake. Anyway. All I want for Christmas is a Vampire by Kerrilyn Sparks is a paranormal Romance about a woman named [...]

This is a lovely link sent to me by my brilliant mother. It kills two birds with one stone: teaches people to correct other people AND effectively disses Twilight. Basic Instructions: How to Set someone Straight And to kill two birds with one stone for the other side: You like Twilight. You like Barbies. Here’s [...]

It seems that I am destined to not be a vampire, but a shape-shifter, if personality quizzes have anything to do with it… Which True Blood Character Are You? More on True Blood. Created by BuddyTV You know, I must say I’m disappointed. It seems that I have the heart of a shape-shifter, not a [...]

I dreamed last night, and this morning as I thought about what real life factors affected my dream, I came up completely blank. But still, I’d like to share this divinely freaky dream. I stand in an apple orchard wearing a really old-fashioned dress: lace and ribbons and all that fluff, in other words, totally [...]

First, to those who don’t know anything about Anne, she’s my dad’s girlfriend and is far too nice. Second, she is, like a depressing amount of people, brutally Vampire Illiterate. Vampire Illiteracy is a growing plight on culture, born of the idea that, If you’ve read Twilight and Dracula, you’ve read it all. Even I, [...]

Well, to those who do not know, I really love vampires. You would never guess that from the name of my blog. I also love making lists, and reading, and press ganging people into reading. Hey, it’s for their own good. Some of you may not like vampires, but I am about to list my [...]