Vampire Vocab

Hello, all! We are here with a very special guest, Vincent the Calculator! Yes, it’s the very same lucky calculator that has helped me through so many otherwise impossible math tests! Let’s begin the interview! Me: Hello, Vincent, we’re happy to have you! Vincent: I’m pleased to be here. (Well, he’s awfully friendly, isn’t he? [...]

First, let me say the NAME IS NONE OF MY DOING!!!!! Oh. My. Gosh. I wanted her named Anita, or SOMETHING, but, nooooo, she was named WILMA!!! Before I go into full rant-mode, let me explain. Our dog, Jake, died. I really don’t want to go into that. My Mom was trying to convince Denise [...]

  I, for once, am not looking for vampires. Well, I am, but I’m pretty sure that the character we are interviewing today is not a vampire. Rather, I have reason to believe that Xena, a new, grey cat addition to my jovial bunch of stuffed animals, is a zombie. You see, she seems very [...]

Today I decided to interview Kakashi, My beloved laptop. Kakashi has been my laptop for almost a year now and is very neat, clean, and attractive. Anyway, I named after the love of my life at the beginning of the year (these things change. If I had gotton him these days, he would be a [...]

This is an actual interview with an actual person. I decided that I would interview my sister but at first she was very unwilling. Eventually I persuaded her. (By threatening to interview Coto, our dog, and saying she said his answers. Example: me: Liz, what do you look for in a person? Liz(coto): A very [...]

My cat Miles is an old and senile Maine Coon. He is absolutly beautiful, with his long black, brown and white fur, so I began to wonder “Is he as old as I thought he was, or much older?” Could my very own cat be one of the blood-drinking immortal? His teeth are pretty sharp… [...]