Jokes that are, If possible, WORSE than the Popsicle jokes
I made all of these up myself except for the first one. As with the popsicle jokes, please comment with jokes so that I don’t have to tell THESE jokes at parties. Really. It’s for the greater good.
Who’s the matriarch of the spice family?
The Carde-mommy!
(Courtesy of Anne. Isn’t it such a brilliant joke? Oh, but it gets better. Or worse. Depends on how you look at it.)
Who’s the patriarch of the spice family?
The Papa-prika
(Like paprika. I guess I should have classified these as “spice jokes”.)
How do spices pay their taxes?
With Cinna-money!
(Oh my gosh, do you now see how terrifying the situation is? Imagine being subjected to these jokes…don’t you feel sorry for my victims…er, I mean…friends? Please comment with jokes, and save the world from the worst jokes ever created!)
August 10th, 2009Topic: Life, Ramblings Tags: Life
August 14th, 2009 at 11:55 am
Wow, these ARE bad. No wonder you’re looking for new jokes.
This is one of my all-time favorites…been telling it for decades.
Q: What’s the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
A: You can’t wash your hands in a buffalo.
Um, yeah. I didn’t say it was a GOOD joke.
August 14th, 2009 at 5:58 pm
Well, technically, if you kill the buffalo you can wash your hands in its blood. Gruesome, yes. Unheard of, no. But generally, it’s the blood of multitudes of murdered women. I don’t understand why. Buffalo blood works just as well.
August 17th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Yeah. Um, you might be overthinking the joke a little.
August 18th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
What? Me? Overthink? Never!