Vampire Vocab

4. Start a blog, a journal, or a diary This is one that is sooooo important. Having a blog is really cool because you can interact with people around the world and they can tell you what they think of your blog. But not everyone is as talkative as me, and maybe theydon’t want to [...]

I made all of  these up myself except for the first one. As with the popsicle jokes, please comment with jokes so that I don’t have to tell THESE jokes at parties. Really. It’s for the greater good. Who’s the matriarch of the spice family? The Carde-mommy! (Courtesy of Anne. Isn’t it such a brilliant [...]