Vampire Vocab

Yes, the title is kind of pathetic. Well, more than kind of. But here’s a warning: this is not the first book in the series. Embarassingly, I read this one first, not knowing my mistake. Anyway. All I want for Christmas is a Vampire by Kerrilyn Sparks is a paranormal Romance about a woman named [...]

This is a lovely link sent to me by my brilliant mother. It kills two birds with one stone: teaches people to correct other people AND effectively disses Twilight. Basic Instructions: How to Set someone Straight And to kill two birds with one stone for the other side: You like Twilight. You like Barbies. Here’s [...]

It seems that I am destined to not be a vampire, but a shape-shifter, if personality quizzes have anything to do with it… Which True Blood Character Are You? More on True Blood. Created by BuddyTV You know, I must say I’m disappointed. It seems that I have the heart of a shape-shifter, not a [...]

I dreamed last night, and this morning as I thought about what real life factors affected my dream, I came up completely blank. But still, I’d like to share this divinely freaky dream. I stand in an apple orchard wearing a really old-fashioned dress: lace and ribbons and all that fluff, in other words, totally [...]

7. Clean your entire house at a leisurely pace So often cleaning house is in preparation for something: a visitor, an event. But cleaning is kind of therapeutic if you do it to please nobody but yourself. It doesn’t have to be a chore. After you’re done and everything is sparkling with cleanliness, then you [...]

Joseph (Teh Anime Critic) says that cooking is an art and baking is a science. He is so right. I follow my recipes to the letter and they turn out well. Mostly. But despite the fact that I’ve been baking since my mom thought I wouldn’t hurt myself (and I’m not sure she completely trusts [...]

First, to those who don’t know anything about Anne, she’s my dad’s girlfriend and is far too nice. Second, she is, like a depressing amount of people, brutally Vampire Illiterate. Vampire Illiteracy is a growing plight on culture, born of the idea that, If you’ve read Twilight and Dracula, you’ve read it all. Even I, [...]

I know its been a while since my last book review, but trust me, it’s not for lack of reading. Kiss Of Fire by Deborah Cooke is the first of her Drogonfire series. It’s a “paranormal romance” supposedly, but really, it’s a book about dragon shape-shifters. It begins with independant bookstore owner Sara almost immediatly [...]

4. Start a blog, a journal, or a diary This is one that is sooooo important. Having a blog is really cool because you can interact with people around the world and they can tell you what they think of your blog. But not everyone is as talkative as me, and maybe theydon’t want to [...]

I made all of  these up myself except for the first one. As with the popsicle jokes, please comment with jokes so that I don’t have to tell THESE jokes at parties. Really. It’s for the greater good. Who’s the matriarch of the spice family? The Carde-mommy! (Courtesy of Anne. Isn’t it such a brilliant [...]