Popsicle Jokes
These are corny jokes that I found on my popsicle sticks that I would be ashamed to tell anyone with the intent of actually making them laugh. I also added in a few Laffy Taffy jokes. Anyway, tell at the risk of being boo-ed to an amazing extent.
Q: What kind of guitars do whales play?
A: Eel-ectric guitars
(Oh, ha ha, what a great joke.)
Q:Where do books sleep?
A:Under their covers!
Q:how did the lettuce plan to win the race?
A: Stay a head.
Q: Why did the book join the police force?
A: He wanted to work undercover.
Q: How did the soup lose its job?
A: It got canned!
Q: Why didn’t the lobster like to share?
A: He was shellfish!
Q: What did the crop ask the farmer?
A: Why are you always picking on me?
Q: What was the detective’s favorite game?
A: Guess who.
Q:Why couldn’t the elephant move?
A: He couldn’t lift his trunk.
Q: Why did the window go to the docter?
A: It had panes.
Q: Why did the cookie go to the docter?
A: It was feeling crumb-y.
What pathetic jokes. Have you ever heard the saying “If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all”? I think it applies to jokes, too, but in a different way. These are some prime examples of truly terrible jokes, so, to remedy my seeming absence of good one, please comment with joke. Please.
June 24th, 2009Topic: Life, Ramblings Tags: Life
June 25th, 2009 at 9:29 am
Definitely not a “good” joke but for writerly font loving types…
Two fonts walk into a bar. The bartender says, “we don’t serve your type here! Get out before I call the serif!”
June 25th, 2009 at 11:12 am
Hardy har har. Better than any of mine, though.
June 25th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
Sassymonkey! You’ve been holding out on me… who knew you could tell a joke??!
July 3rd, 2009 at 11:34 pm
Did I tell you the stupid spice joke I made up?
Q: Who is the matriarch of the spice family?
A: The cardamommy.
Oh, I slay me.
July 7th, 2009 at 5:59 pm
You did tell me that one…and now you’ve subjected the whole internet to it. That is so evil, How could you?!