Vampire Vocab

This is an actual interview with an actual person. I decided that I would interview my sister but at first she was very unwilling. Eventually I persuaded her. (By threatening to interview Coto, our dog, and saying she said his answers. Example: me: Liz, what do you look for in a person? Liz(coto): A very furry behind. It means that they’re healthy. Can You imagine that? My sister is very smart for taking the interview.) Anyway, our interview went exactly like this:

Me: What do you consider your best quality?

(A good enough question, I thought.)

Liz: What kind of question is that?!

Me: A legitimate one. Answer it.

Liz: What if I don’t want to?

Me: Ohhh Coto! Come here boy!

Liz: Er… fine, I can’t think of any qualities.

(I did not make ANY of this up, I swear!)

Me: Alright, how about your worst quality?

Liz: You!

(I didn’t consider that a real answer, but I could see that this was getting me no where, so I moved on)

Me: Whats your favorit book?

Liz: That’s a stupid question. Fine, Dragon’s breath.

( I didn’t think it was a stupid question, but I was gratified to hear that her favorite book was one that I recommended to her.)

Me: Do you prefer me or Joe (our older brother)more?

Liz: I like you equally. You’re both really weird.

(Oh lovely. At least on the subject of weirdness, someone was equal to me. I was beginning to wonder.)

Me: Do you like to cook?

Liz: Depends on what I’m cooking.

(So evasive! Is she a vampire?)

Me: What’s your favorite food?

(Blood, perhaps?)

Liz: Lamb chops.

(oh well…guess I’ll keep looking!)

Me: Thanks for your time.

Liz: Whatever.

I think I’ll go back to interviewing things that can’t actually talk. (Maybe I feel intimidated by her superior poetry skills…?)

This entry was posted on Thursday, June 18th, 2009 at 5:33 pm and is filed under Interviews, Life, Ramblings.
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